funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…

funnyforsmile:

Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…


invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom


unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”


jerain:

jt-sexkik:

politicalmachine:

he has been in congress for thirty years
he is on the house energy committee
and yes, of course, he is a republican
voting matters

I looked this quote up because it sounded too stupid to be real. As it turns out, it’s legit — in fact, it’s actually paraphrased from an even stupider full quote:
"Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is. Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can’t transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It’s just something to think about."
Wind goes in, wind goes out. Never a miscommunication. Checkmate atheists.
Sources: link, link

Wind is a product of differences in air pressure. No matter how much of it you “stop,” as long as there is uneven pressure, wind will always exist.I don’t bash on Republicans but dis nigga seriously

jerain:

jt-sexkik:

politicalmachine:

he has been in congress for thirty years

he is on the house energy committee

and yes, of course, he is a republican

voting matters

I looked this quote up because it sounded too stupid to be real. As it turns out, it’s legit — in fact, it’s actually paraphrased from an even stupider full quote:

"Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is. Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up? Now, I’m not saying that’s going to happen, Mr. Chairman, but that is definitely something on the massive scale. I mean, it does make some sense. You stop something, you can’t transfer that heat, and the heat goes up. It’s just something to think about."

Wind goes in, wind goes out. Never a miscommunication. Checkmate atheists.

Sources: link, link

Wind is a product of differences in air pressure. No matter how much of it you “stop,” as long as there is uneven pressure, wind will always exist.
I don’t bash on Republicans but dis nigga seriously



jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit



nataliatasha:

             


Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

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a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

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a donkey and a dragon

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a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

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these two

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and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

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But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

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I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken


nintendoggystyle:

i cant believe its not butter

nintendoggystyle:

i cant believe its not butter