when my manager tries to threaten me
When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like
When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like
as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens
you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parent
keep this in mind. do not expect your children to immediately give you back all the things you give them. they are children. love them. cherish them. treat them well.
well done supernatural fandom, well done
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN
LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
that two-timing son of a bitch
San Diego Comic Con Promo Planeswalkers #sdcc #mtg
This is siiiick
"When super-villains want to scare each other, they tell Joker stories."